NEW AMAZING PRODUCT!

so i'm trying to decide what to do with the locks

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:28:53 GMT

should i cut or should i not?

right now i'm like myaw

and i'm thinking of doing something like myah

yay? nay?

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:47:17 GMT

I named 50 US states in 10 minutes

actually i named them with 3:13 to spare

suck it, trebek

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 06:37:52 GMT

lol

so once again, back, its the incredible

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 03:44:26 GMT

so yeah. i think i'll be making random posts ever so often

just because you all want me

so incase you haven't seen me in months, because i'm pretty sure i've seen none of you in forever, i've been on a diet since august. i've lost 55 lbs, but chances are you all saw me when i was only 35 lbs heavier than now. but either way i went from something like this

to looking like this

give or take a few muscles

but yeah. if i keep up with it, by say, spring, i'll be this sexy pile of manbeast that you all will want, and i will give none of you, because i dislike all of you

fuckin skanks

where was i? oh yeah.

i've been doing the wrestling thing for over a year now. going on a year and a half, actually. we have a show in december at the East Haven Academy on friday the 5th. i expect you all to come. if you don't, i'll remove your genitals with a toenail clipper. and don't worry ladies, i'll do it to you, too

i'm broke, so if you know anyone hiring, let me know

i also need a booty call. if you know anyone looking, let me know

the florida gators are fucking rolling tonight and i'm enjoying this murder way2much

i guess that's all for now

ZOMG I WILL BE MAKING AN UPDATE!!!

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 02:48:56 GMT

sometime later...

i think its time to make a comeback

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 05:45:09 GMT

holla at me baby

HEY FUCKTARDS

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:00:13 GMT

holla holla holla

whatcha gonna do

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:25:54 GMT

brothers....

heyyyyyyy

Sat, 17 Feb 2007 20:06:23 GMT

i still have one of these...

eh

fuck this

dunnnnn dunnnnnnnnn DUNNNNNNNNNN

Wed, 06 Sep 2006 03:29:51 GMT

DUNDUN!!! DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN

i mean

you know how i do

today marks one year

Sat, 19 Aug 2006 20:57:43 GMT

hey fuckers, remember this?

http://bigdaddylou71.livejournal.com/2005/08/20/

yeah, one year. awesome, eh?

man...

Fri, 11 Aug 2006 05:16:59 GMT

this has been the shittiest summer i've ever had... yah, pretty much ever

i mean, c'mon

Sun, 16 Jul 2006 21:29:21 GMT

is it really wrong to think that a 17-yr old chick really loves me?

Mon, 26 Jun 2006 08:28:25 GMT

oh, and that new phone has a new phone number, so if you want it, let me know. i'm not gonna text everyone in my phone book with my new number. caroline is already killing me with text messages

bye bye treo

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 17:48:48 GMT

hello moto

say hello to Q

Mon, 19 Jun 2006 19:49:55 GMT

oh, for those of you that don't believe i got paddled at the Salty Dog saturday night

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oo63AfK-Rs

THIS IS CCW!!!

Sun, 18 Jun 2006 07:34:53 GMT

so yah, CCW Heatwave happened tonight. first off, i dressed up in my best raoul duke outfit and picked vito up for the show. i got some cool looks by people at stop & shop and all the wrestling crew and everyone at the show. but i changed into normal clothes for the broadcast

i wanna thank caren for going to the station to turn on the broadcast, even though it wouldn't work because the cardinal sheehan center uses digital phone lines, not analog, which out travel boxes will only work for.

the show overall was great. justin credible and ron zombie had a match, and after the match, some dude tried bringing a few beers to the ring. paul roma flipped shit on the kid, justin credible, and ron zombie. paul fired credible on the spot, sent him home. zombie just about quit until joe talked him into staying. then paul & joe had words. it was outrageous. the battles lost. brian anthony won. jose perez swore on the recording. it was a fun time overall. plenty of good footage for the youtube later

got a video handshake with jake "the snake" roberts. he's a huge dude. nice guy, but you can tell how badly his body has broken down from all the abuse he's taken, in the ring and out. he's still great, though

so after the show, i put back on the fear & loathing garb, and me & vito met jay fitch & liz savage at the salty dog saloon. fitch and liz rode the bull. me, i decided it would be a good idea to get a paddling from the hot asian bartender. she whooped my ass. literally. and liz savage got it on video. i hope she sends it to me. it was hilarious. atleast i got like a triple shot out of it. fun place, the dog is. i'd go back there again

so we decided to go to the part after the after party. we drive down to alan's house, and there are cops everywhere. we see alan throwing his hands up at the cops, we hear the K9 unit is there, so me and vito just keeeep on drivin... but the night was still a good one

heh

Wed, 14 Jun 2006 19:30:23 GMT

ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!

its my friend anton's birthday today. i imagine if he actually managed to do good with one of his female friends, he'd be getting some sort of 3some tonight. oh well

i'm gonan buy a harley this summer. hopefully brand new. but if not, its gonna be nice

heyyyy

Wed, 31 May 2006 04:53:47 GMT

y'know something, its weird. i'm still alive...

i have a compressed disk in my back, or something to that extent. i'm in pretty fuckin severe pain and the only thing keeping me going are meds. damn, i love the pharmecutical system. i've been popping muscle relaxers, vico-somethings and high-grade anti inflamowhatevers since saturday. they're the only things that allow me to make it from my bed to my feet, and i love them. its a bitch i can't drink with them, though. total memorial day buzkill. but atleast i ate enough animal meat to feed a third world country over the past few days.

so my buddy caroline was tryin to hook up with my buddy anton. some of the hook-up happened. i witnessed some of it, too, unintentionally. but it seems like they won't be fully hooking up. this means she could potentially fill a spot on the roster for my softball team. so in the end, things work out in my favor.

i'm the juggernaut, bitch.

oh, yah, and because of the disk, i can't work until atleast monday. which means i haven't worked since thursday and will be having a mini vaca while doped up and spinning in circles in my chair until saturday when i go sit front row at the ROH show.

damn, this pill isn't working fast enough.

...

Fri, 05 May 2006 17:55:35 GMT

FREEDOM!

wow

Thu, 04 May 2006 08:54:12 GMT

its really quiet at 4:53 am. especially when you're avoiding sleep...

alright fuckers

Tue, 02 May 2006 03:40:21 GMT

I want your god honest opinion of me. seriously, tell me what you totally think of me as a person, as a friend, whatever. i want to know what goes on in your head when my name is mentioned or i come into your vision during the day. and if i don't believe what you say, i'm gonna call bullshit and demand to knwo what you REALLY think about me. don't hold back, lay it on me, no pulled punches.

and i'll keep bumping this god god dammit dammit

so...

Sat, 29 Apr 2006 05:41:31 GMT

if you ever go to another concert in your god awful miserable pathetic piece of shit OMFnG life, make sure its a Roots concert. that totally just blew my god fuckin damn mind

me & jessibuu worked security. we totally ruled over sections M-2 and U-2. heh, U-2...

caroline bought me a drink tonight. i so want this girl. yeah... heh, alright...

i scored another number last night. a chick from chicago. i told her me and my buddies are planning on going out there for the summer. she told me to call her and that "we'll have a good time." maybe i am that damn good

i've had alot to drink in the past 7 days... hmmm...

so yah....

Wed, 26 Apr 2006 00:31:39 GMT

i got tricked into going girl shopping today. caroline, ashley and ria, all girls i play eights with on tuesdays & thursdays, invited me to lunch. its all good. then they're like "we're gonna go girly shopping first." i'm like "umm..." i didn't have too much of a choice, because we were already going, but it was an interesting experience. i learned which shirts make large boobs look smaller, flatter, fuller, all that good stuff. i learned that caroline is "...a woman, and i like to jerk things until the get off". i think i'm in love

then we went to ruby tuesdays and i had a long island... at 2:30 in the afternoon... its all good

then i went to the cheerleading pasta dinner. chilled with heather and kaili, two of the girls that LEFT ME DOWNTOWN. but its all good. i might be going out with them thursday. man, my game must be improving. uconn, game was tight. today, hung out with 5 chicks, 3 of them super-bangable. those 3 all single... hmmm

ever since i can remember i been poppin my colla
poppin poppin my colla
poppin poppin my colla

actually went to the diner monday night with anthony, alesha and derek. been a while. good times

and i'm not running for GM, sorry to disappoint you all. i'm going for programming again, and if i don't get that, i might try production because no one's applied for that yet

And now...

Mon, 24 Apr 2006 04:38:22 GMT

Words of Wisdom. By Louis N. DeVito Esq. Jr.

When bitches get drunk, they'll do anything for more alcohol. And by anything, i mean alot more than they would do when they're not drunk bitches.
*note to self: get tested... lolwtfrofl*

Never leave your rum around college kids. Even though you tell them twice that you'll be back later in the day.

I was the most popular guy in the group (albeit unknown by many), bitches thought i was cute.

Next spring weekend, it is recommended you take the entire weekend off from work, rather than driving 257 miles in 2 days.

Psycho bitches give crazy evil stares.

That band O.A.R. puts on a good show.

I think i may kill Jimmy.

Pour water on bitches.

That Vito dance gets hippy bitches.

Bitch.

There's something wrong with college dudes and taking a leak right where they stand.

There's something even more wrong with college chicks who pop a squat right in the stream.

All you need is 2 wodden chairs and a computer desk chair, and you have a pretty comfy couch.

All you need is 2 wooden chairs and a computer desk chair, and you have the world's most uncomfortable bed.

Porn is cool alone. Porn with 8 people in the room, two of them being chicks, isn't as cool.

that's all for now. i'm still in recovery mode